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And the congregation harras,

He has a tabernacle twice

As big as the Crystal Palace.

He can make a Bishop jump Jim Crow,

Turn a peeler into a carter,

He can make a parson’s daughter jump

Right bang out of her garters.

He can shake the damsels’ crinoline,

And cure a cobbler’s sore throat;

He bangs the country east and west,

And licks Johanna Southgate.

There never was since Sampson lived,

A man on earth to match him;

Spurgeon is an out and outer, lads,

To act the game of cadging.

If Spurgeon went into St. Paul’s,

I’m sure he’d not dissemble,

His voice would make the dome to rise,

And St. Paul’s church for to tremble.

And what do you think he does it for?

Why, for money, I supposes;

Some say Spurgeon is a greater man,

Than Soloman or Moses.

Oh, can’t he spin a tidy yarn,

And trick the ladies handsome,

He makes you think he’s twice as strong

As that old covey Sampson.

They’ll say by and bye that he can fly,

To kingdom come, and stop there,

Dance a hornpipe in the clouds,

And jump to Ballinahoker.

Punch says he is a wonderful man,

And causes many a row, sirs,

Oh, can’t he make the joey’s fly

From the pockets of your trousers,

And when not vexed, he gives the text,

He alarms the congregation;

A better beggar can’t be found,

All over this great nation.

Well, every man unto his trade,

The cobbler, snip, and surgeon,

Many a good day’s work he’s made,

So much for Parson Spurgeon.

He can make the money fly like rain,

No man on earth can stop it,

His wonderful voice will make it jump

Like winking out of your pocket.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

НОЧЬ В ЛОНДОНСКОМ РАБОТНОМ ДОМЕ.

All you that dwell in Lambeth, listen for awhile,

To a song to enlighten and amuse you,

In the workhouse only mark, there’s queer doings after dark.

And believe me it is true I now tell you;

It’s of the ups and downs, of a pauper’s life,

Which are none of the best you may be sure, sir.

Strange scenes they do enact, believe me, it’s a fact,

In Lambeth workhouse among the casual poor, sir.

Oh my, what a rummy go, oh crikey, what a strange revelation,

Has occurred in Lambeth workhouse a little while ago,

And through the parish is causing great sensation.

Now a gent, with good intent, to Lambeth workhouse went,

The mystery of the place to explore, sir,

Says he, without a doubt, I shall then find out,

What treatment they give the houseless poor, sir.

So he went through his degrees, like a blessed brick,

Thro’ scenes he had never seen before, sir,

So good luck to him, I say, for ever and a day,

For bestowing a thought upon the poor, sir.

Says he, when you go in, in a bath you are popt in,

To flounder about just like fishes,

In water that looks like dirty mutton broth,

Or the washings of the plates and the dishes;

Then your togs are tied up tight, to make sure all is right,

Like parcels put up for a sale, sir,

A ticket then you get, as if you are for a trip,

And a-going a journey by the rail, sir.

Then before you go to bed, you get a toke of bread,

Which, if hungry, goes a small way to fill you,

And if not too late at night, you may chance to be all right,

To wash it down with a draught of skilley;

Some they will shout out, Daddy, mind what you are about,

And tip me a comfortable rug now,

And be sure you see it’s whole, for I’m most jolly cold,

And mind you don’t give us any bugs now.

Then you pig on a dirty floor, if you can, you’ll have a snore,

And pass away time till the morning.

Then you’re muster’d up pell mell, at the crank to take a spell,

Just to give your cramp’d up body a good warming.

Then see them all in rows in their torn and ragged clothes,

Their gruel and their bread they swallow greedy,

Then through London streets they roam, with neither friends or home,

It’s the fate of the suffering and the needy.

Now a word I’ve got to say, to all you who poor rates pay,

Tho’, of course, offence to none is intended,

Before you your poor rates pay, just well look to the way,

And inquire how your money is expended;

Do as you’d be done to, that is the time of day,

And with me you’ll agree, I am sure now,

As you high taxes pay, it is but fair I say,

To look a little to the comforts of the poor now.

Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс, Лондон.

ПРИЗРАК УОБЕРН-СКВЕРА.

Strange doings in London there is I declare,

So listen to me and a tale you shall hear,

Some hundreds each night flock to Woburn Square,

To just get a peep at the Ghost

Great consternation it has caused all around,

And each one to his neighbour declares,

Have you seen the Ghost that each night is found

A dancing round Woburn Square.

They toddle along, the lame and the blind,

The deaf and the dumb they will not stay behind,

Saying, to Woburn Square, hasten lads, let’s be in time,

And have a good look at the Ghost.

Some say that his Ghostship that walks there at night,

It is Mrs. Chang the Chinaman’s wife,

And some say it’s Muller again come to life,

To look for the cabman his friend.

But whoever it is he has no business there,

And he’ll stand a good chance, so help my bob,

For disturbing the good folks of Woburn Square,

To find himself some day in quod.

But whoever he is he is togg’d all in white,

And such antics he plays in the square every night,

Like a long scaffold pole he stands bolt upright,

This naughty Ghost of Woburn Square,

As large as the soup plates is his glaring eyes,

The sight of which puts you in dread,

He’s a smart little fellow about ten feet high,

With a monstrous donkey-like head.

He escaped from St. Pancras churchyard I hear,

Not liking the company he had got there,

He stalks out at night just to take the fresh air,

And get a drop for to moisten his clay;

He is not at all quarrelsome you must allow

For the devil a word does he speak,

But when he is tired his Ghostship I vow

In a jiffey he beats a retreat.

The women did holloa, the boys they did shout,

Mr. Ghost, how’s your mother, does she know you’re out?

The peelers was sent to put them to the rout,

And clear them away from the square.

They collared some boys, but the Ghost was not found,

Though they looked for him everywhere,

And some will remember the time I’ll be bound—

The Ghost’s visit unto Woburn Square.

In my time I have heard queer ghost stories told,

How through keyholes they’d pop in the days of old,

But I can’t think men such fools to come out in the cold,

On purpose the people to scare;

So if it’s a live ghost playing a trick,

And you can his Ghostship come near,

The best way to pay him is with a thick stick,

And he’d never trouble again Woburn Square.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

ЗЛАЯ ЖЕНЩИНА ИЗ ЧИГУЭЛЛА.

Come one and all, and listen to

This funny little song,

Concerning Mrs Harrison,

I will not keep you long;

She in Chigwell Road resided,

With her husband, so it’s said,

She swore that Saunders on the 12th of March,

Assaulted her in bed.

So listen to this funny tale,

She tried to cause much strife.

Did this false swearing woman,—

The Chigwell Station master’s wife.

At Epping Sessions, there this case occurred.

And she said, now only think,

That the docter, Mr. Saunders,

With her played at tiddly-wink;

That he went into her chamber,

When her husband left the room,

How far her story there was true,

I’ll let you know full soon.

She refused to say one word about

Her former course of life;

Oh, is she not a beauty!

This Chigwell Station-master’s wife

When the Counsel for the Docter,

Soon put this lady down,

By asking her the manner

She lived in Peterborough town.

Now a witness he was called,

And when he did pop in:

Pray, do you know this gentleman?

She cried, yes, all serene!

But whether it is true or not,

At least the folks do say,

That he with this famed Mrs. H—

Some funny games did play.

Round Ilford and round Epping,

And Romford too it seems,

That she was very fond of pork,

And she dearly loved her greens!

But to swear that Docter Saunders

Assaulted her, ’twixt me and you,

She must tell it to the devil,

For with us that tale won’t do.

One word for Docter Saunders—

That kind and skilful man—

She ought to be well bonneted

And put in the prison van;

Such disgraceful dirty conduct—

It really was too bad,

And when the Docter was discharged

The people were right glad.

Смит, печатник, Хай-стрит, Лондон.

МЭРИ НЬЮОЛЛ, хитрая девушка из Пимлико.

Come all you ladies list to me,

And give me every attention,

It’s all about a servant girl,

That I am going to mention,

Mary Ann Newall is her name,

She possessed herself of riches,

She collar’d all her master’s tin,

And swore she’d wear the breeches

Mary Newall is a nice yound girl,

She possessed herself of riches,

In the Vauxhall Road she crack’d the crib

And put on the pegtop breeches.

Her master went out for a walk,

And as he abroad did roam,

I will tell you what Miss Newall did,

While her master was from home;

She turned the house near inside out,

Indeed I am no joker,

She cut the hair from off her head,

And stuck it on the poker.

She got a lot of bullock’s blood,

And mixed up in a pail, Sir,

So to think that I am murdered, now

Master will not fail, Sir;

She smashed the poker right in two,

That no one should doubt it,

With a bit of glue, now this is true,

She stuck the hair about it.

She in the wainscoat cut a hole,

Just the size of a man, sir,

She smashed a window from the inside,

Saying, I’m the girl that can, sir,

Crack a crib with any chap,

And back up all the riches,

Then she pulled off her crinoline,

And put on the pegtop breeches.

With new spring boots, & fine cloth vest

And overcoat to match, sir,

With the lodger’s hat & nice gold guard,

She was up to the scratch, sir,

She had the cheek to call a cab,

With boxes in rotation,

Saying, Cabby, old boy, as quick as you like,

Drive off to Shoreditch Station.

Now her master soon returned home,

The truth I do declare, sir,

Saying the house is rob’d and Mary’s dead,

Here’s the poker cover’d with hair, sir

To the station-house he quick did send,

Murder and robbery, who could doubt it,

But Detective Sheen, a clever chap,

Soon told them all about it.

The telegraph was set to work,

The best thing for to track her,

It was soon found she at Yarmouth was

A smoking of her tobacco;

Drest up in slap togs, you’re sure,

Like the greatest swells of the day,

She got dead nuts on her landlady,

And took her to the play.

Sheen, the detective, soon found her out

And the place where she dwelt, sir,

The landlady told him, her nice young man

Was walking with the girls, sir

But she was nabbed, cigar in hand,

She swore she fight a duel,

Sheen says, where is your petticoats?

I know you Mary Newall.

She sold her togs, both stays and shift,

Hair bag, dresses, and bustle,

She had bought a pair of pegtop tights,

To go off in a bustle;

To the Magistrate she was brought up,

And stripped of all her riches,

The Magistrate said, take her away,

And pull off this lady’s breeches.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

ЖЕНЩИНА-БАРМЕН ИЗ САУТВАРКА.

You bonny lads and lasses gay.

Who like a bit of chaff,

I’ll tell you of a She He Barman,

And I’m sure ’will make you laugh.

She did not like the petticoats,

So she slipped the trousers on,

She engaged herself as a barman,

And said her name was Tom.

At the Royal Mortar Tavern, London Road,

She served the customers all round,

The She He Barman was engaged

By Mr Frederick Brown,

She popped around the bar like steam,

The girls and chaps did wink,

When they went in for a drop of gin,

But little did they think

That Tommy Walker was a maid,

When they together met,

Last night a costermonger said,

Who’d thought Tom’s name was Bet.

In the morning she put on her shirt,

Her trousers, coat, and boots,

She He Tommy Walker

A regular swell did look;

She could drink a little drop of stout,

And smoke a mild cigar,

Tommy Walker, the female barman,

Was a clever chap, oh! la!

She had neither beard or moustache,

And her belly was not big,

But Tom the He She barman

Turned out to be a prig;

She nailed the sixpences and shillings,

And she prigged the half-a-crown;

She three months was Tom the barman

At Mr Frederick Brown’s.

She Tom had been a sailor,

Two years upon the main,

She was dropped from the Royal Mortar,

On board the ship Horsemonger Lane

Three years she doffed the petticoats,

And put the trousers on,

She served behind the counter,

And the people called her Tom.

For years she plough’d the ocean,

As steward of a ship,

She used to make the captain’s bed,

Drink grog and make his flip.

She could go aloft so manfully,

This female sailor Jack,

But if she slept with a messmate,

Why of course she turned her back.

Now tired of a sailor’s life,

She thought she’d be a star,

She got a crib at Mr. Brown’s,

To serve behind the bar,

This pretty female barman—

Her modesty don’t shock—

It is better than handling of the ropes,

To be turning on the cocks.

If you’d seen her take them in her hand,

You’d have said she was a caulker,

So nicely she handled them—

She said her name was Walker.

To see her put on a butt of beer,

And when the brewers come,

She nicely drove the spigot in,

And then out came the bung.

The ladies like the trousers,

Of that there is no doubt.

Many would be a barman,

But fear they’d be found out.

Tom was not a handsome female,

She too long had been adrift,

Since she put on the Gurnsey,

And chucked away her shift,

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

ПРЕКРАСНАЯ НАВСЕГДА.

“Well, here I am, as you may see,

A buxom lady fair and free,

I don’t care what they say of me,

I am the charming Madame Rachel;

I am the girl can carry the sway,

Make the ladies handsome, fair, and gay

To beauty I can lead them on,

I can curl and dress their sweet chignons.

I can please them all upon my word,

To say I’m wrong is quite absurd,

I can splice an old woman to a lord,

So much for Madame Rachel.

I will stand my trial like a brick,

And to my business I will stick,

I will all the silly old ladies nick,

My name is Madame Rachel.

Now there was an old woman, list to my tale,

Her name was Mrs Sparrowtail,

I promised her a husband without fail,

She bothered Madame Rachel.

She came to me with money in hand,

She said she wanted a nice young man,

I saw the old fool had plenty of browns

She had just fifteen thousand pounds,

It was very tempting, upon my word,

I looked at her like a strayed bird,

I said I’ll marry you to a lord,

My name is Madame Rachel.

To please the old woman I did not fail,

I flattered and coaxed Mrs Sparrowtail,

Got all her money by telling a tale,

She was pleased with Madame Rachel.

I got her a man, lawks how he did laugh

He saw Mrs Sparrowtail in the bath,

He viewed her chignon when he did her see,

And said that old woman won’t do for me,

But I wheedled out of her money so fine,

I dressed her old chignon behind,

A lord for a husband did her fine,

That suited Madame Rachel.

Now let the world say what they will,

I will be Madame Rachel still,

Ladies, lovely, I make you will,

If you’ll come to Madame Rachel;

To polish up, my dear, I’m clever,

I will beautify you girls for ever,

I will enamel your face, your legs and hands,

If you want a husband I’ll yet you a man,

Yes, my dears, if a husband you desire,

I’ll get you a marquis, a lord, or squire,

Who will look in a bath and you admire,

Now listen to Madame Rachel.

Why should I disturb my mind,

They to punish me a way can’t find,

I shall leave my ticket at Number Nine,

Enquire for Madame Rachel;

I am the woman who can you please,

I can polish your skin, anoint your knees,

I can enamel your pretty chignons so clever,

I can make you all sweet beauties for ever.

I say Mrs Sparrowtail was a fool,

And of the old woman I made a fool,

To polish old ladies shall be my rule,

It shall, says Madame Rachel.

My trial is not ended yet,

Then why should Madame Rachel fret,

I think acquitted I shall get,

They can’t hang Madame Rachel;

I think next sessions all be right,

And while I live I will do as I like,

If an old fool with plenty of browns

Only say about fifteen thousand pounds,

I will tickle her up upon my word,

I’ll make her as lovely as a bird,

And if she wants a husband get her a lord.

Am I not right, says Madame Rachel.

Дисли, печатник, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс, Лондон.

ЗАБАВНЫЕ ДЕЛА В МОНАСТЫРЕ.

Strange things every day we hear.

So one and all pray draw near,

Of a strange trial you shall hear,

Concerning life in a Convent.

In Hull, as I to you will tell,

Within a Convent I did dwell,

A Mother, as you know well,

And a Sister of Mercy.

Her name is Starr, as I now state,

She’s a perfect star, and no mistake,

So I will tell you if you will wait,

How they treated a Nun in a Convent.

Now the trial is o’er, and the Judge did say

Mistress Starr, you have lost the day,

And five hundred pounds you’ll have to pay

For tricks that are play’d in the Convent.

Now this Nun’s name it is S——n,

Who wished to lead a life serene,

And has for years an inmate been,

And led a nice life in the Convent.

For Mrs. Starr—that merciful mother—

In her some faults would oft discover,

And led her a life, a regular drudger,

When she was in the Convent.

This Nun she could do nothing right,

She was always wrong, both day and night,

To be a Nun is’nt nice,

How happy they live in a Convent!

She made her on her knees to go,

Black-lead the stoves, scrub the floor,

Empty them things the name I don’t know,

And that’s what she did in a Convent.

She dare not keep thimble, cotton, or rag,

Her clothes were not fit for a bone-picker’s bag,

And would make her walk about, isn’t it sad,

When she was in the Convent.

If she snored in bed that was not right,

Or picked gooseberries that was not ripe,

This duck of a mother led her a fine life.

Oh, who would live in a Convent?

If she dared to write, or too loud speak,

Or if of grub too much did eat,

She must lay for a month without blanket or sheet,

Oh, that was a treat in a Convent!

Mrs. Starr said she once met her with a ham

And her mouth was like turkey’s crammed,

And she said, sister, what are you at,

I declare your mother is smothered in fat,

Did you ever see such an hungry glutton,

Upon sawdust you must be put on,

You put away ham if you’re baulk’d of mutton,

Said kind Mother Starr of the Convent.

When her stocking was the Judge before,

He said they’re old, I’m certain sure,

Why they’ve been well patched behind and before,

Is that what they wear in a Convent?

Yes, said the Nun, and it is a great scandal,

She says grease is dear, and I must not use candle,

And as for the grub I could’nt handle,

Whilst I was in the Convent.

It would puzzle Old Nick with her to agree,

And as for mercy, small share she gave me,

So I think my Lord Judge, you plainly may see,

It’s no joke to live in a Convent.

So ladies all, don’t think it a sin,

If your husband at night you can’t keep in,

Send for Mrs. Starr, and bundle him in,

And give him a month in a Convent;

He’ll miss his wife to tuck in the clothes,

To make him gruel and tallow his nose,

For one dose will cure him I do suppose,

If he only gets in a Convent.

Now you young lasses, my song is near done,

And I would advise you everyone,

To ask Mrs Starr to make you a Nun,

And have a peep at her Convent!

W. S. Fortey, General Steam Printer and Publisher, 2 & 3, Monmouth Court, Bloomsbury.

ДАНМОВСКИЙ ОКОРОК.

Come all you married couples gay,

Get up before the break of day,

To Dunmow then pray haste away,

To gain the flitch of bacon;

There is such pleasure, mirth and glee,

The married folks will have a spree,

They’ll try for love and victory,

And the Dunmow Flitch of Bacon.

So lads and lasses haste away,

And do not make the least delay,

And to Dunmow town pray haste away,

And carry off the bacon.

There’s special trains from distant parts,

Young and old, with joyful hearts,

In coaches, gigs, and donkey carts,

Have come to the flitch of bacon;

Sound the trumpets, beat the drums,

See how the lads and lasses run,

To Burton’s meadow they have come,

To view the flitch of bacon.

A man and wife must married be,

Just a twelvemonth and a day.

And never have a quarrel they say,

To get the flitch of bacon;

And when they gain the prize, we hear,

They’ll carry them round the town on a chair,

And give them many a lusty cheer,

And show the flitch of bacon.

There’s a grand procession through the town,

And Mr. Smith, he has come down,

We’ll drink his health in glasses round,—

Success to the flitch of bacon;

Young men and maids like summer bees,

We’ll roam beneath the shady trees,

Come marry me quick now, if you please,

And next year we’ll get the bacon.

Some will laugh, and some will shout,

Some on the grass will roll about,

While smart young men, without a doubt,

Will dance with the pretty ladies;

Bands of music sweetly play,

Smart young men and maidens gay,

To Burton’s meadow they will stray,

To talk of the flitch of bacon.

The velocipedes will races run,

The fight with clowns will cause some fun,

And maypole dancing will be done,

To please the folks of Dunmow;

There’s punch and judy, all so gay,

The clowns they will at cricket play,

To the circus the folks will haste away,

To see Bluebeard at Dunmow!

Now when the sport it is all done,

And the flitch of bacon carried home,

Some scores will to the pop-shop run,

With bolsters, quilts, and blankets;

Coats and waistcoats, gowns and shawls,

Shirts, chignons, and parasols,

Will have to go to the golden balls,

To pay for the spree at Dunmow.

So now to finish up my lay,

Take my advice, young ladies gay,

Get married now without delay,

And try for the flitch of bacon;

For the Essex lads they are so sly,

And you had better mind your eye,

Or next year you may have a girl or a boy,

Marked with a flitch of bacon!

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс, Лондон.

ПОСЛЕДНЯЯ ПРЕДСМЕРТНАЯ РЕЧЬ И ПРОЩАНИЕ С МИРОМ ЛОРД-МЭРСКОГО ШОУ,

Который понес высшую меру наказания в субботу, 9 ноября 1867 года.

Come one and all, pray listen to my ditty,

Good times have gone by,—oh dear what a pity!

The procession this year I have to relate,

And how on the ninth they will all go in state.

They all shake their heads and say it’s no go,

It’s the last dying speech of the Lord Mayor’s Show.

At half-past eleven, by the word of command,

From Guildhall will tumble a big German Band;

With mounted police,—to you it is plain—

On their hats stuck a lamp with a portrait of Mayne

Old Alderman Gobble with a large Chinese gong,

Six girls with six shoelacks stuck on their chignons

They set backside before, and so on you will find,

And for reins hold the ribbons that hang down behind.

There’s the old Lord Mayor stuck on a blind horse

Like an old turtle, with his fat legs across;

It will make him sore behind if he has a long ride,

He has lost the key, or he would creep inside.

Then the sword-bearer he will make a start,

He sits like a king in an old donkey cart;

He sold his hairy cap to make him a muff,

And he has broke his sword on the old donkey’s duff.

The great City Marshall, he is not much use,

He is flying about like a one-legged goose;

He is here and he’s there, and he’s off in a crack,

You would think he had swallowed the New Streets Act.

The poor men in armour are not here to day,

Through last year’s exertion they sweated away;

They are selling fusees—it’s a very bad trade,

And all the poor horses into sausages are made.

There’s old Parson Spurgeon, as sly as a fox,

On a chair with two sticks, just like a Guy Faux;

With tracts in his hand, you soon will him spy,

And a dish of fine sprats and a tear in each eye.

There’s poor Gog and Magog, so it appears,

With a pail in each hand to catch their own tears,

They both weep in anguish and been heard to say

The days of our pastime are faded away.

Then comes the Lord Mayor—he makes it a rule,

He rides on the back of an Abyssinian mule;

The great Lady Mayoress, if her sight does not fail,

She sits on behind, and holds on to his tail.

All the old Companies have gone to the wall,

No old blokes in livery was there at all;

The flags and the banners, as I’m a sinner,

Were put in the rag scale to get them a dinner.

Now where’s the old coachman with his powdered wig?

Who drove the state carriage so noble and big?

If I tell you the truth, it will break your heart,

They have sold the old coach to make a muck cart,

They’re stopping all pleasure, except for the swells,

In the course of time, there’ll be no pretty girls;

No pleasure for children, but you can let them know,

That a thing of the past is the Lord Mayor’s Show.

For in the year ’67, how funny you know,

There’s a New Streets Act, and there’s no Lord Mayor’s Show.

У. Гарбатт.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс, Лондон.

МЕЖДУНАРОДНАЯ ЛОДОЧНАЯ ГОНКА.

Hark; the bells are merrily ringing,

Doodah, doodah,

The lads and lasses gaily singing,

Oh doodah day.

With turban hair, and slender waist,

Doodah, doodah!

They are off to see the Great Boat Race!

Oh! doodah day.

They pull with all their might,

One must pull it off to day,

Through thick and thin, let the best men win,

But give them both fair play.

Such sights were never seen on land or river,

Such wonderful things you will discover

The girl of the period—like clothes props.—

Like a stick stuck on the head of a mop!

Then a fat old lady bought a barge

To see the sight so grand and large,

Some one told her it was rotten,

So they tarr’d her bows and cork’d her bottom.

The next was a skiff, a gent and his daughter

Oh Pa’ the boat is making water!

They were in a mess, depend upon it,

She bailed her out with her plate bonnet.

Here they come and there they go,

Quite as good as the Lord Mayor’s Show;

A scream!—what’s the matter?—that’s something good.

A girl’s heels stuck up, and her head in the mud.

The Americans, some say, will win it,

Look at their move, forty strokes a minute,

So you chaps you’d better look to it

Just tell me the chap or girl that can do it.

On the road some thousand lads and lasses,

Singing, laughing and drinking their glasses,

With legs as thick as cabbage stumps,

Some wearing horns like the handle of a pump.

Some of the girls will stop out all night,

Just to look at the stars and stripes,

Standing on tiptoe, in such a bustle,

Just to look at the men’s big muscle.

The Oxford lads look good and clever,

Go it, lads, now or never!

We know what you can do if you like

Just keep down the stars and stripes.

Mr Caudle and family went on the water,

Twelve in family, sons and daughters;

The boat went down, by hook or by crook,

They pulled them out with a boat hook.

Such a glorious sight was never seen,

But we did not expect to see the Queen;

The Prince rode in a donkey cart,

He wack’d the moke till he made him start.

Success to the Havard, do the best they can

And the Oxford too and every man,

Let every one keep his place,

No matter to us who wins the race.

To get lodging, oh, such a bother,

They all pig in with one another,

They all lay down all of a lump,

One pillows his head on another’s rump.

So rolling home so tight,

So happy and so gay,

Success to all rowing men,—

May the best men win the day.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс, Лондон.

НОВЫЕ МОДНЫЕ ЮБКИ АНГЛИЙСКИХ ЛЕДИ.

Search all the world over I vow and declare,

With the ladies of England there’s none can compare

With the sleeves on their arms like a coal-porter’s sack,

Their cockleshell bonnets and Jack Sheppard hats.

The ladies hooped petticoats dragging around,

Just cover a mile and three-quarters of ground.

Oh, I must have a husband young Jenny did say,

I will be in the fashion so buxom and gay,

With a bustle before and another behind,

And under my trousers a big crinoline.

When I’m married, my husband upon me will doat,

Looking so fine in a hooped petticoat.

To have one, I’ll just go a week without grub,

Or else knock out the staves of our big washing-tub.

There was an old lady went down through the Strand,

She was linked in the arms of a dashing young man,

Her hooped petticoat caught a coal-heaver’s clothes.

Down he went like a donkey wop bang on his nose.

The lasses that wander the streets in the dark,

Swear they cannot get custom unless they’re smart,

If their skin is as black as a Welch Billy Goat,

They must have a wonderful hooped petticoat.

An old farmer’s wife an hooped petticoat wore,

’Twas as wide as an haystack behind and before,

The wind caught the bottom as you may suppose,

Then up in the clouds in a moment she goes.

I knew a young milkmaid at old Farmer Days,

She sold her frock and trousers, her stockings and stays,

From her master’s beer barrel, a hoop then she took,

And she had it sown round her new red petticoat.

She got up one morning, so buxom and fine,

She quickly went folding her new crinoline,

She holloaed and swore such a terrible oath,

For the old cow had calved in her hooped petticoat.

A young lady of Aldershot was when it rained,

And a regiment of soldiers going over the plain.

Popped into a place, just for shelter they took,

The whole regiment stood under her hooped petticoat!

Good people, beware! as you pass through the streets,

If a girl with a crinoline you chance for to meet,

Take care as you ramble along in a group,

Or, you may get caught in a hooped petticoat.

There was a sweet duchess a lap dog had got,

She had lost it one morning and cried such a lot,

But oh, lack-aday, she beheld in a group,

A bitch and nine pups in her hooped petticoat.

They say that the queen has a crinoline on,

And so has Prince Albert and buxom Lord John,

We expect to see Palmerston next week afloat,

Strutting up round May Fair in a hooped petticoat.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

ЗАПРЕТ КРИНОЛИНОВ.

Напев — «Поцелуй и ничего больше».

Good people give attention, and listen to my rhyme,

I’ll sing about the fashions that’s in vogue the present time,

The ladies now have bustles, now don’t they cut it fine,

With their dandy hat and feathers, and fancy crinoline?

As I walked through the streets, not many days ago,

I met a girl who said, she was looking for a beau,

She invited me to go with her, I said I did not mind;

She looked just like a lady, dressed up in a crinoline.

She took me to a splendid house, with cushions on the chairs,

She treated me to brandy—and took me up the stairs,

She undressed me so kindly, and said she would be mine;

But I cursed the hour I admired her handsome crinoline.

I had a splendid watch and chain, I’d gold and silver, too,

But in the morning when I woke I scarce knew what to do,

For in the middle of the night, after treating me so kind,

She stole my money, watch and clothes, and left me her crinoline.

There’s a pretty bobbin winder, they call her Mary Jane,

She’s courting a snob! so help my bob, that lives in —— lane;

Last Sunday afternoon, she thought to cut it fine,

With the hoop of her mother’s washing tub, she made a crinoline.

I knew a steam loom weaver so cunning and so sly,

She had got a hump upon her back, and she squints with one eye,

She works at —— factory, her name is Anne O’Brian,

Her smock’s as black as a chimney back and wears a crinoline.

There’s a woman lives up —— road, they call her mother ——,

She wants to buy a crinoline, to wear underneath her gown?

But her husband would not let her, and when she was confined,

She had a son mark’d on the bum, with a lady’s crinoline!

Лондон: Г. САЧ, печатник, 123, Юнион-стрит, Боро, и 83, Уайт-Кросс-стрит, Сент-Люкс.

ПАДЕНИЕ ШИНЬОНОВ.

You lasses of —— come list to my song,

’Tis concerning the fate of the fancy chignon;

The ladies of Paris are determined ’tis said,

To wear their own hair at the back of their head.

They have given o’er wearing such queer looking lumps

Of nasty old rubbish screw’d up in great bumps,

To cast them adrift they have made up their minds,

To be ugly for ever they don’t feel inclined.

CHORUS.

The Chignons are going we’re happy to hear,

From the young Ladies they must now disappear,

They are not in the fashion and soon must be gone,

It’s all up the spout with the saucy chignon.

’Tis a good job they’re going, for the darling young girls

I am sure would look better in natural curls;

Madame Rachel has worn such a wopper ’tis said,

She is quite bandy-leg’d thro’ the weight of her head:

Girls that want to be married before Whitsuntide,

Pull off your Chignons and throw them aside,

If you practice economy you’ll find it true,

That a fancy chignon will make bustles for two.

Those buxon old ladies who like to be gay,

At the change in the fashions are out of the way,

For with wig and chignon they all come the grand,

Tho’ their heads are as bald as the palm of my hand.

The ladies at first will feel rather strange,

They will get light-headed I hope by the change,

It will seem rather awkward at first I suppose,

To wear hats on their heads now, instead of their nose.

Now what’s to be done with the left off chignons,

They are sure to amount to some millions of tons!

To set them on fire would make all the world sneeze,

And slaughter some thousand industrious fleas;

For bachelors they would do very fine,

Or three in a bunch for a pawnbroker’s sign;

They’d pay very well to boil down for grease,

Or they would make some good beds for the country police.

If the chignons were gathered, it would be a treat

To see them made use of for pitching the street,

Or perhaps they would do, either black, red, or brown,

To fill up the quaries about the —— Downs:

If the Volunteers had them they’d make cannon balls.

And tell —— enemies to look out for squalls,

If a foe should come here to do us a wrong,

They’d get blow’d to old Nick with a charge of chignons.

The poor cows and horses will welcome the change,

And pigs with their bristles on freely will range,

No more county crops for the women in jails,

Nor donkeys lamenting the loss of their tails.

No more bags of sawdust to way down your heads,

Nor rags tied in bundles as big as a bed,

The ladies declare that the fashion is gone,

They’ve clapp’d the bumbailiffs on all the chignons.

Лондон: Г. САЧ, машинный печатник и издатель, 177, Юнион-стрит, Боро, Ю.-В.

ДЕНДИ-ЛОШАДЬ, ИЛИ ЗАМЕЧАТЕЛЬНЫЙ ВЕЛОСИПЕД.

Queer sights we every day do find,

As the world we pass along,

The ladies hoops and crinolines,

And then their large chignons;

To come out in French fashion,

Of course we must indeed,

And have a dandy horse,—

The famed Velocipede.

The dandy horse Velocipede,

Like lightning flies, I vow, sir,

It licks the railroad in its speed,

By fifty miles an hour, sir,

The lasses of the period,

Will cut along so fine,

With their hair just like a donkey’s tail,

A hanging down behind;

Upon a dandy horse will go,

And behind them footman John,

Whose duty will be to cry, gee-wo!

And hold on their chignon.

The Velocipedes are all the go,

In country and in town,

The patent dandy hobby-horse

It every where goes down;

A wheel before and one behind,

Its back is long and narrow,

It’s a cross between the treading mill,

And a Razor Grinder’s barrow.

All the world will mount velocipedes,

Oh wont there be a show

Of swells out of Belgravia,

In famous Rotten Row;

Tattersall’s they will forsake,

To go there they have no need,

They will patronise the wheel wright’s now

For a famed Velocipede,

All kinds of Velocipedes

Will shortly be in use,

The snob will have one like a last,

The tailor like a goose!

Bill Gladstone he will have one,

To ride, so-help-me bob,

The head will be the Irish Church,

The tail Ben Dizzy’s nob

Old Sal Brown to her husband said

There is no use of talking,

I must have a dandy hobby-horse,

For I am tired of rocking;

Your leather breeches I will spout,

And send you bare on Monday,

If I don’t have a Velocipede

To ride to church on Sundays.

What will the poor horse-dealers do,

I am sure I cannot tell,

Since the dandy horses have come up

Their horses they can’t sell;

Oh, won’t the cats and clogs be glad,

Their grub they will get cheap,

Or else it will be all bought up

To sell for Paupers’ beef.

The Velocipedes are rode by swells,

Tinkers too and tailors,

They will be mounted, too, by the police,

The soldiers and the sailors;

An old lady who lives in ——

At least the story goes, sir,

Is a going to race the omnibus,

All down the —— road, sir,

The railways they will be done brown,

The steamboats too, beside,

For folks when they go out of town,

The Velocipedes will ride;

But I’d have you look out for squalls

Or else you may depend,

You will go down, dandy horse and all,

And bruise your latter-end.

Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс, Лондон.

ЛОРД-МЭРСКОЕ ШОУ.

Now all you gay people, be off in a jiffy,

To see this grand sight in London city,

If you do not go, it will be a pity,

Such a beautiful Lord Mayor’s Show;

If my Lord Mayor should give up the old coach,

In an old dung cart he will approach,

As sleek as an eel, as sly as a roach,

Such a big bellied man is the mayor.

Ride a cock horse to old Charing Cross,

To see the Lord Mayor on an old horse,

But where is the Mayoress we are at a loss,

Such a beautiful Lord Mayor’s Show.

The Queen won’t be there, as I am sinner,

She has gone to Scotland to get a dinner,

Scotch oatmeal and burgoo, to make her thinner,

So much for Vickey our Queen.

To travel the highlands her little feet itches,

To see them big men without any breeches,

With such fine looking fellows with big legs to match it,

They would look very well at the show.

Here comes the lady, we thought not so fast,

By the side of the Night Mayor on a jackass;

Her head through Temple Bar cannot pass, sir,

Something new at the Lord Mayor’s Show.

Then the old watermen, wicked old sinners,

One eye on the Mayor and one on their dinner,

As for the mock birds, they’re wonderful thinner,

So make haste to the Lord Mayor’s Show.

As for Old Lawrence his hopes is all blighted.

A few weeks ago he was quite delighted,

He thought he was going to be knighted,

He’ll look like a pig at the New Cattle Show.

They go on the bridge instead of going under,

Perhaps dance on the viaduct, or else it’s a wonder,

Gog and Magog won’t stand it, they bawl

out like thunder,

And weep for the good old show.

God bless the Queen, for her we may mourn,

But we think she might give England a turn,

And then perhaps she might something learn

By going to the Lord Mayor’s show.

Such sights as these enliven the nation,

Puts trade into hands, and keeps off starvation;

And every man ought to have a good situation,

So to visit the Lord Mayor’s show.

Some is fond of a load of oatmeal & cabbages,

Some take a delight in the bare legg’d savages,

While England crime and poverty ravages,

So welcome the Lord Mayor’s show.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

ОТКРЫТИЕ ВИАДУКА КОРОЛЕВОЙ.

Come lads and lasses, be up in a jiffy,

The Queen is about to visit the City,

That her visits are so scarce, we think it a pity,

She will open the Viaduct and Bridge.

With the Lord Mayor Elect like a porpoise,

Big round as an elephant is his old corpus,

To see this great sight nothing shall stop us,

Gog and Magog shall dance with the Queen.

Oh dear, what can the matter be,

The Queen she is coming on a velocipede,

How nicely she treads it with high heels and buckles.—

She will open the Viaduct and Bridge.

The Mayor, Mr Lawrence will take off his hat,

He would like to be Whittington without the cat,

There’s old Alderman Besley, all blubber and fat,

They are going to welcome the Queen,

Girls of the period, of every station,

With hair down their backs of all occupations,

That would frighten Old Nick out of this nation,

It’s all just to please our good Queen.

All the good clothes that is got upon tally,

They’ll put on this day as they look at the valley,

Dusty Bob, Tom, and Jem, and African Sally,

These bye-gones will visit the Queen.

All the old horses will jump for joy,

’Twas up Holborn Hill that did them annoy,

I remember truck dragging when I was a boy,

Good luck to the Viaduct and Bridge.

There will be all nations ashore and afloat,

Old Jack Atcheler will cut his throat,

No horses are killed, no cat’s meat afloat,

All through this great Viaduct and Bridge.

The cabman will dance in every passage,

Cow Cross is done up, you wont get a sassage,

You can travel the Viaduct like a telegraph message,

Now they’ve opened the Viaduct & Bridge.

The banners and flags will go in rotation,

Emblems of things of every nation,

The workmen of England and emigration,

And old Besley fighting for Mayor.

Lawrence is down as flat as a flounder,

On his belly stands the trumpet type founder,

The Aldermen in rotation playing at rounder,

When they open the Viaduct and Bridge.

Next comes the Queen, so pretty indeed,

How nicely she sits on the velocipede,

With high heels and buckles she treads with ease,

She’s getting quite young is our Queen.

That Alderman Salomon out of the lane,

He holds up so stately poor Vickey’s train,

Prince of Wales and Prince Tick will come if they can,

Just to open the Viaduct and Bridge.

Horses and donkeys will caper like fleas,

No more sore shoulders and broken knees,

The animal Society may take their ease,

Good-bye to the once Holborn Hill.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс, Лондон.

ИЗВОЗЧИКИ И ИХ НОВЫЕ ФЛАГИ.

Oh dear, what a fuss and a bother,

From one end of this great city bang to the other,

The Cabmen all say they shall live in clover

Now they have the Free-trade in cabs;

This Act, it is Bruce’s, the Home Secretary,

And it came into force the 1st of February,

That his ideas are grand, of course you’ll say very,

Especially the dodge of the Flags!

Oh my, is there not an uproar

About the new regulations of Bruce’s New Cab Law,

First the Cabby’s, the badge, like schoolboys they wear now,

Now it’s a Flag and a Ticket for Soup!

The Cab-horses now at their good luck are laughing,

To think their nose bags will have more corn and chaff in,

And cock up their noses as by us they’re passing,

Saying, what do you think of our Flags?

The phillibeloo of the Cab-strike, I’ll never forget ye,

Nor who brought out the Badge, oh no, what a pity?

Or the Cabman’s best friend, poor lamented dear Dickey,

But he never thought of the Flags!

They must mount their banners up in the air, sir,

Nor stir from the rank till hail’d by a fare, sir,

And dub up their Tickets, its true I declare, sir,

Yes, that is the rules of the Act.

To see their Flags stuck up, it’s strange for to see now,

Like those that they stick on a Christmas tree, now,

They’re stuck full of letters and on it just see now,

You can ride just for sixpence a mile!

Now a man and his wife in the old fashioned manner,

Could ride side by side just a mile for a tanner

And two or three kids besides they could cram there,

But now it’s just two for a bob;

For a young one in napkins, it’s true what I tell you,

Is considered a person, though a small one, it is true,

Butt, a pot-bellied Alderman is counted as two, now,

To help them to pay for the Flags!

Now the Act is in force, I should not at all wonder

That dustmen and nightmen and costermongers

Will apply for a license and take out a number

And mount on their foreheads a flag;

And the people they shout, tho’ it’s really too bad, sir,

As over the stones they go with their cabs, sir,

I say, old pal, I’ll have your flag,

And where is your ticket for soup.

Now cabs of all kinds they must be inspected

To see that no sand cracks are in them detected

And all the shofle shofles they will be rejected

Now won’t they look after the flags.

Now I think of the Act to say more it no use is,

They’ll rechristen the cabs, & stand no excuses,

There’ll be no four wheelers or hansoms, they’ll all be called Bruce’s,

Tho’ it does not say so in the act.

Дисли, печатник, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

ЗАБАВНОЕ ДЕЛО О РАЗВОДЕ.

Now list to me awhile,

And I’ll sing you a ditty,

It will cause you for to smile,

If not, it is a pity.

It’s of a crim con case,

And it has caused sport,

Which lately did take place,

At Westminster Divorce Court.

So all classes high and low,

Make out this case I well can’t,

But it is a funny go,

Of rummy Lady ——.

Now this gay Lady ——

Cannot be right, or hardly,

She said she loved other men,

Much better than her Charley.

Some say it was her dodge,

And nothing but hanky panky,

While others say all fudge,

She is trying to act cranky.

But whether she is so or not,

This Lady —— so clever,

A propensity has got,

She has, so help me never!

She is so fond of sport,

She has a mighty knack then,

Of proving every sort,

Lords, Prince’s too, and Captains.

When the case was in the Court,

It caused a deal of bother,

Some said her head was hot,

She could not tell one from t’other.

The Doctor he looked grand,

And said censure she did not merit,

For the poor dear Lady

Was subject to hysterics.

Now Lady ——, the dear,

As we may understand her,

Could play the German flute,

The organ and piano.

But she oft made a mistake,

As some letters to us tell will,

She was in a weakly state,

Since she has had the measles.

Charley said to her one day,

As some queer doubts there may be,

Do tell me dear, I pray,

How about the baby?

Then Charley dear, said she,

I really have forgot dear,

Whether it belongs to me,

Or whether to the doctor.

This lady’s appetite

It really is enormous,

But whether wrong or right,

The papers will inform us;

She is fond of veal and ham,

To feed she is a glutton,

She got tired of Charley’s lamb,

And longed for royal mutton.

Now husbands mind I pray,

The lesson you have got here,

If your wives should go astray,

Be sure you call the doctor.

Though I mean not to offend,

I’ve proved the fact, and said it,

That like poor Lady ——,

They might be troubled with hysterics.

Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

БОЛЬШОЙ ВОЛОНТЕРСКИЙ ОБЗОР В БРАЙТОНЕ.

Lads and lasses, blithe and gay,

From town and country far away,

The young and old will come, they say,

To see the grand review, sir

There is Polly Pluck and Ginger Blue,

For fun they are always right on,

Such shaking hands and how-do-you-do

With the volunteers from London.

Such sights before has never been,

Drinking healths in wine and gin,

And the pretty girls a winking then

At the volunteers of England.

There is special trains from every part,

Old and young with joyful hearts,

With coaches, gigs, and donkey carts,

Will drive to the review, sir.

The pretty girls will dress so fine,

With their frizzly hair all down behind,

With a hat and feathers cut a shine

When at the grand review, sir.

The Cockney lads are fond of fun,

When on the downs are strolling,

And down the hill in the afternoon

The lasses will be rolling.

Blow the trumpet, beat the drum,

Away with melancholy,

Shoulder arms and fire the guns,

Let every one be jolly.

One young lady of sixty-two,

With high-heeled boots and buckles, too,

And with a crutch she had to go

To see the grand review, sir,

She on the hill was pushed about

By some great ugly fellow,

Her crutch soon broke and she fell down,

And she lost her umbrella.

There’ll be Ikey Bill from Petticoat Lane

His sherbet will be selling,

And gipsies come from far and near

Your fortune to be telling.

The gents that on the stools will stand,

And in your faces smiling,

Hear’s three half-crowns and a purse, my lads,

And the lot is but a shilling.

All sorts of games will be that day,

To please both old and young, sir;

If the volunteers should want a rest,

The girls will hold his gun, sir.

For good-tempered girls there will be there,

No better in England found, sir,

For if you ask them there to sit,

They’re sure to tumble down, sir.

The flags so gay the bands will play,

And thousands will be mingling,

And welcome with a loud huzza

The volunteers of England.

May Queen Victoria happy be,

And all the royal family,

The Prince of Wales, cheer three times three

And the Princess Alexandra.

Now merry Punch with voice so strong,

He is all for fun and chaffing,

If you listen to his song

You’ll burst your sides with laughing.

ОДУРАЧЕННЫЙ ШАЛУН-ПАСТОР.

Come all you hearty roving blades, and listen to my song,

A verse or two I will unfold, and will not keep you long,

It is of a frolicsome parson, as you shall quickly hear,

That dwelt in the town of Ledbury, in the county of Herefordshire.

The parson being a rakish blade, and fond of sporting games,

He fell in love with the pretty cook, as I have heard the same;

The parlour-maid found out the same, and in the fruit room looked,

And there she saw the parson sporting with the cook.

It was in nine months after she brought him forth a child,

Within the rectory it was born, it drove him nearly wild:

It proved to be a male child, at least they tell us so,

Then this damsel from the rectory was quickly forced to go.

Then the secret to unfold, it was her full intent,

During the time of service into the church she went,

Holding the child up in her arms, and on the parson gazed,

Saying, lovely babe, that is your dad, which filled him with amaze.

The congregation they all stared, the parson seemed confused,

And many a lad and lass no doubt, within them felt amused;

Such a scene as this was never known within this church before,

Let us hope that it will be the last, and the like shall be no more.

’Twas then a court was called in town, for to invest the case.

There the parson, cook, and parlour-maid they met face to face,

And many more in court appeared, to hear the sport and fun,

This damsel swore the parson was the father of her son.

Your reverence; you are found to blame the Justices declared,

Although some honest country lad you thought for to ensnare;

So with all your doctrine and your skill unto him they did say,

A half-a-crown each week to the child you’ve got to pay.

His reverence felt dissatisfied with such a glorious treat,

To a higher court he did proceed, and there was quickly beat,

So this damsel she’s victorious, the truth I now declare,

And his reverence is suspended for the period of five years.

Come all you blooming servant maids a warning take by this,

When in service with the parsons don’t be treated to a kiss;

Or it may cause much jealousy, as you may all well know,

Then you from service must be gone your sorrows for to rue.

Now to conclude and make an end and finish up my song,

All you young men that’s deep in love, be sure don’t stay too long;

Join hand in hand in wedlock’s band without the least delay,

Before the fairest of all girls is by parsons led astray.

ЗАБАВНЫЕ ЛЕДИ-МУЖЧИНЫ!

We have had female sailors not a few,

And Mary Walker the female barman, too,

But I never heard such a sport, did you,

As these swells tog’d out as ladies.

They are well known round Regent Square.

And Paddington I do declare,

Round Bruton street, and Berkeley Square,

Round Tulse Hill, and the lord knows where.

At my opinion I pray don’t gig,

I’ll speak my mind so please the pigs,

If they are nothing else, they might be prigs

This pair of he-she ladies.

At Wakefield street, near Regent Square,

There lived this rummy he-she pair,

And such a stock of togs was there,

To suit those he-she ladies.

There was bonnets & shawls, & pork pie hats

Chignons and paints, and Jenny Lind caps,

False calves and drawers, to come out slap,

To tog them out, it is a fact.

This pair of ducks could caper and prance,

At the Casino they could dance,

Ogle the swells, and parle vou France,

Could this pair of he-she ladies

They’d sip their wine and take their ice,

And so complete was their disguise,

They would suck old nick in and no flys,

Would these beautiful he-she ladies.

One day a cute detective chap,

Who of their game had smelt a rat,

Declared he would get on the track,

Of these two he-she ladies.

So he bolted up to Regent Square,

And soon espied this worthy pair,

They hailed a cab, who took his fare,

Says the police, I am after you my dear.

They bolted off at such a rate, sir,

And in they went to the Strand Theatre,

But the game was up, so help my tater,

Of this pair of he-she ladies.

You would not suppose that they were men,

With their large Chignons and Grecian bend,

With dresses of silk, and flaxen hair,

And such a duck was Stella dear.

When they were seated in the stalls,

With their low neck’d dresses a flowing shawl

They were admired by one and all,

This pair of he-she ladies.

The gents at them would take a peep,

And say they are duchesses at least,

Lor! what a fascinating pair,

Especially she with the curly hair.

The detective, Chamberlain by name.

Upon these two sham ladies came,

And said what is your little game,

My beautiful he-she ladies.

Oh, was it not a cruel sell,

That night they must remember well,

When they had to pig in Bow Street cell,

What a change for them he-she ladies.

When first before the magistrate,

Oh, what a crowd did them await,

It was a lark and no mistake,

To look at them he-she ladies.

Lor! how the people did go on,

With, I say I’ll have your fine chignon,

Another cried out, Stella dear,

Pull off those togs, and breeches wear.

Now I think behind there is a tale,

Which will make this bright pair to bewail,

For on skilly and whack they might regale,

Those beautiful he-she ladies.

Г. Дисли, печатник, 57, Хай-стрит, Сент-Джайлс.

«ВИСЕЛИЧНАЯ» ЛИТЕРАТУРА УЛИЦ.

«Виселица делает добро: но как она делает добро? Она делает добро тем, кто делает зло».

КАЗНЬ.

РАЗДЕЛ IV. «ВИСЕЛИЧНАЯ» ЛИТЕРАТУРА УЛИЦ. Публичные казни, предсмертные речи, признания и копии стихов.

«Нет ничего лучше потрясающего убийства, в конце концов». — Опыт уличного зазывалы.

Из отчетов о публичных казнях, предсмертных речах и признаниях у нас перед глазами те, что простираются от казни сэра Джона Олдкасла в 1417 году до суда и казни Ф. Хинсона, который понес высшую меру наказания в Олд-Бейли в понедельник, 13 декабря 1869 года, за умышленное убийство Марии Смерть, к чему приложена всеважная и необходимая «Копия стихов», и в качестве дополнения мы добавляем дословную копию Полного, правдивого и подробного отчета о казни Дж. Раттерфорда в Бери-Сент-Эдмундс за убийство Дж. Хайта с копией «Стихов о смерти». Но осужденный в итоге НЕ был повешен. Поскольку тюремный хирург сообщил, что у Раттерфорда была деформация, которая могла вызвать необычную степень страданий при смерти от удушения, после чего министр внутренних дел приказал провести специальное обследование некоторыми врачами из ближайших окрестностей, по отчету которых смертный приговор, ранее вынесенный, был заменен на пожизненную каторгу!

Все современные образцы «висельной» уличной литературы происходят не только от разных печатников и издателей, но и из отдаленных городов — Лондона, Бирмингема, Линкольна и Престона, однако все они имеют один и тот же отпечаток. И все последние предсмертные речи и признания, отчеты о судах и приговорах, из какой бы части страны они ни исходили, составлены по одному и тому же образцу: причудливые и подробные детали, обращения к небесам, к молодым людям, к девушкам, к христианам в целом и морализаторские рассуждения. Повествование, включающее в себя описание суда, биографию и т. д., обычно готовится печатником и представляет собой сокращенный пересказ газетных статей. Затем необходимо добавить «стихотворный отклик». Многие из них явно написаны одной и той же рукой, вероятно, одним из пяти-шести известных авторов, которые сами же и распевают свои вирши на улицах. И что касается этого дела — поскольку «время является сутью контракта», — следует также отметить, что многие из самых популярных «смертных стихов» сочиняются на скорую руку, чтобы их можно было распевать, пока весь город гудит от события, поэтому всеми тонкостями рифмы, метра и орфографии приходится полностью пренебрегать. «Я получаю, — говорит один из этой братии, — я получаю шиллинг за экземпляр стихов, написанных несчастным преступником в ночь перед казнью». «А я, — говорит другой, — сочинил элегию на Раша. Я не писал ее на заказ; я знал, что им понадобится экземпляр стихов от несчастного преступника. И когда издатель прочитал ее, он сказал: “Это то, что нужно для улиц”. Но я получил за нее всего шиллинг». «Это один и тот же поэт пишет их все, — говорит третий авторитет, — и плата та же: не больше шиллинга за всё». Это была жалкая плата при любых обстоятельствах, но еще более жалкая, если учесть, что в случае с главными современными убийствами эти «баллады о казни» расходились огромными тиражами, а именно: